Fatality 3: Kintaro Morph

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why do i loik goro so much?hes a badass bitch. with 4 arms.4 fucking arms. if i had 4 arms, id coz so much damm destructun id go to jail. but ya cant lokk up a 4 armed maniac>:] h33rs me with 4 armz i luk so k00l    theres me patting my belli after consooming a japan33z ninja warrior.  ABOUT GORO he has a famili liik u and i. v  he also has a brother who is a pirATe he lost dat eye in a fight bak in hisk00l hiz odre(no i didnt spell odre wrong!) brother, Durak he also had seven different wifes     they fuck in goros lair with glowey eyes   heerz goro's father   Gorbak - Goro's father and king of the subterranean realm of Shokan   i day goro giot mad and  killd sheeva. shujinko found her body in the netherrelm   goro is in 6 games; mk 1,trilogy,4,deception,and shaolin monks   he belong to da shokan rase and heez there prince heez kitana's girlfriend after that he cloned himself and faked his death.god kitana's so stupid for not noticing wen sheez standing right in front of him!! after that he killed her to geta pay raise from shao kahn     it didnt work and shao kahn got mad           this is goro in 3-d.omfg heez so kool!!!   ROOOAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN MKD GOROLIKES to dress up as other doodes another 3d goro pic:D   Ssnarllll Enter supporting content here  he even has his own palace:> Goro's Throne Room - Located in Kuatan Palace, this was where Kung Lao finally made peace with Goro.It was also where the final treaty between the Shokan and the Centaurs was agreed.As u can see,he was ignorant AND PRETENDED THAT Lao wasnt there.CRANKY! and his own throne----->i swear,if i had aTHRONE just for me, id be so fucking kool and hi own secret lair......mystarious oni or shokans having intercourse........\/   goro has a brand of toys called "violence and gore-o" action figures.incredible bendable action!poseable to the max!           collected by nerds worldwide!!!   GORO LIVES! THE 2000 YEAR OLD HALF HUMAN-DRAGON REMAINS UNDEFEATED FOR THE PAST 500 YEARS. HE WON THE TITLE OF GRAND CHAMPION BY DEFEATING THE GREAT KUNG LAO, A SHAOLIN FIGHTING MONK.IT WAS AROUND THIS TIME THAT THE TOURNAMENT FELL INTO THE HANDS OF SHANG TSUNG AND WAS CORRUPTED.

Goro Fatality No.2

SHOKAN ANIMATIUON GALLERY

GORO'S REVENGE

Jonny Cage was one of the few mortals that ever defeated goro in mortal kombat.he punched goro in the balls and ran away because goro broke his 500$ sunglasses.goro is ANGRY!

IS THIS SCREEN WORKING?!!?

goro is so famous HE WAS IN MOVIEZ!!

he did sum interviews

Q-What will you do with your hollywood money?"

A-Ill most likely buy the bahamma'sislnads and make my own mk tournament that i dont have to share with Shang Tsung-TOTAL ********,kept me locked up in my own lair with those stupid queer oni,who keep staring at you all the time...."

A-You made a reservation for ...."

A-"Well ill probably buy a crotch guard and a hammer to get back at Jonny Cage for hitting my nuts."

Q-"Yopur still mad about that Cage scenario?"

A-"Yes, Im still angry about it!How would you like it if sumone just nailed your nuts in front of everyone?Oh,yeah,you have a vagina!"

OMFG!LAY OFF ME YOU FUCKING QUEERS!!!CAN I SLEEP WITHOUT YOU ODDBALLS MALLESTING ME?!?!?GEEZ!

SUMTIMEZ GORO GOZ to other deminsions to fight monsters

painful!

 Heer iz me in my very own throne!i look so cool!

goro is a model he took sum photoz and framed em

heer are some reel photographs he took

WAT DA HELL?!?!?IS DAT YOU,GORO?!?!?YOU TOOK THAT AND SHOWED IT TO DA PUBLIC?!?!pitiful.

goro was in sum comix

heerz goro in a swirling, mysterious fog....

Amy vs. Goro

YEAH!THATS RIGHT GORO!SHOW DAT LIL PUNK!!

grrrrr.......

a foolish mortal-even tho im one-challenge me to kombat. he soon pay!ROOOOAAAARRRRRR!!!!

  this is wat would happen if he wuz fighting kung lao!but no,heez fighting sum smiley guy.(i told u dat duud wuz strong, he could pick up a fuckinmg tree trunk and wack peeple!!!)

   no reely, twas nothing. 

oh, heer cum my newscast, better look kool...couldnt risk lookin funkay....

(whew,that was close...)"no reely, twas nothing."

one day pirate kintaro got tired of goro's fame and challenged him to MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

JEALOUS BASTARD!YO GOIN DOWN,BIATCH!

BOXER PUNCH!...ES!!OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

I BLOODY BATTLE OF MK LATER

MOTHER****ER!!!!oa,wight!

great now we gotta watch your stupid ending! mutter mutter

sumtimez goro likes to go to other dimensions to fight mad warlords