Monday, 13 February 2006

Mood:  crushed out
oh why, WHYgod, i believed in you and you elt me down. carol An, the former love fo my life, even said she would have dated me if she wasnt with matt.i just had to wait for the trwo to break up(itd take long considerng id accidently seen them outside the dance making out.they didnt see me)but the sick bitch was lying to me. so today, while i was playing heads or tails with jason hemmerich, the kid who "hates me"he said that when i went to safety patrol duty (im not a nerd bitch we get randomly chosen dont even go there)he asked her if she would have REALY dated me. well she'll tell the sad truth to that fat sweaty laRD but she wont shuttle a few decency and tell ME, the kid who friggin asked her out to the dance in the first place.actually the dance was on friday, and i found out today on monday so i had a whole three days to happily be imagini9ng me and carol an being tiogether once she broke up with matt. OH sure,it was easier last year on valentine's day to tell me you didnt like me back, but you couldnt do it today.so at the end of the day im like" oh, and carol an next time i ask you a question, at least have the decency to be a good friend and tell me the truth and not lie."maybe not the best thing to say, but it'll get rid of sumthing inside of me. *sigh*{ now there's two for me to beat up- jason and that other kid that doused my sweatshirt i left on the table.

Friday, 20 January 2006

DAY 1:Satin's Oven timeline.
Mood:  chillin'
satinsoven has a horror filled back round which only those who went to the Free webs site kn ow its true back round.ima save all da shit for tomorrow, so today ill give you a time line.
1:i visit nighthell.com. a freewebs site with a fiery back round nothing to actually do with hell. just sum hilarious pics, sum saddam Husein pics, flash games and rock music in the back round.
2:copy-catting begins!-i never was original.no other words.so i copyed nighthell's hell name and molded it into my own creatrion i was sure no1 would suspect

Thursday, 19 January 2006

ENTRY 32-SATIN'S OVEN REACHES A NEW PHENEMON.
Mood:  happy
i know this isnt realy a jornal entry, but ill do it anyway. if your a person who fucking READS my breaking news: is, then youll know all about my 5 day construction work starting on the 20th of january and ending on the 25th. during this time, we'll be having sum events or memorys in honor of Satin's Oven.every day, ill spill a lil history. starting with the horror of the ORIGINAL satinsoven, which few o yall may know, ill divide the whole thing in five parts, one each day.the satinsoven staff live on!!
*note that there's is no actuall staff.im doing this all alone.;o)

Wednesday, 18 January 2006

Mood:  happy
AREAH!!!!I UNLOCKED CYRAX!!!!!!!!FOR MK DEADLY ALLIANCE!!I WAS 400 PLATNUM KOINS AWAY.!!I DID A TEST YOUR SIGHT!!!!GOT THOSE 400!!!BOUGHT HIM!!!!PLAYED HIM!!!FOUGHT 'GAINST KUNG LAO!!!DID FATALITY!!!!LUV HIM!!!!WORTH BUYING!!HAS 4 SPECIAL MOVES!!!!heez kool.

Tuesday, 17 January 2006

entry 31
Mood:  surprised
i wa splaying shaolin monks,fightig reptile in the living forest, with scorpion as my player, when all of a sudden i did the spear, and scorpion screamed "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!"it was REALLLY weird, but aft6er all the game is rated m for blood gore and language.
ps-i couldnt get him to do it again.

Sunday, 15 January 2006

entry 29
Mood:  happy
yea!i unlocked mortal kombat 2 without a cheat inone day!after beating all five smoke missions in one day(see entry)my reward is mk 2!i was da bomb at it, but got stuck on mlieena.bummer!ill try again tomorow.

Saturday, 14 January 2006

entry 28
Mood:  chatty
we were at circuit city wen my borther found a mk s mponks starategey guide. skimming through it,i saw red labels

called "?secret?" every here and there. i was in the goroz lair section and they said how to get a million coins and

concept arts-and even a secret portal in the wu shi academy that goes back to goroo's lair! to many things, so i wrote

down sum secrets. i found out a lot of coins i was trying to find needed the swing ability-dumb me.so i went all across

tghe game, finding tons of millions of secrets and two hidden bosses-mileena, in the living forest, and ermac in the

warrioprs shrine. i started doing smoke missions, but i accidently forgot to save-a no-no cosidering the game froze wen i

tryed to ifght shoa kahn(with a new health upgrade i found, and the one from jax wen i beat kano)so, sadly, i started

over again, not ALL over again- but i had to do the smoke missions again-first and second were cake as usual-and after

the second, where you unlock the warriors shrine, i fought ermac!- but i was stuck on the third again,. just like last time

befor it froze-on the same day!the third mission was to offer three sacrafices in the soul tomb's torure room. first i thought it was tHAT ROOM, THEN That room, the beginning room, ofered more than 3 sacrafices ion eachof them,i was lost. but with sum help from cheatcc.com, i made it.

Friday, 13 January 2006

ENTRY 27
Mood:  incredulous
today at evening, my brother danny reminded me of the first andonly entry ever made in my guestbook.by jared chontow, a guy my age obsessed(kind of)with this site.little did we know,another was waiting for us!it was a new one, by sum guy i never heard of(Gary Pellinger)he said"this site is so shitty.you think yopur the greatest mortal kombat fan?well your not I AM!now i want you to shut this site down and email an apology letter to evryone who came here sayig your sorry you wasted their time with this site.

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS SITE?
From some faggy friend of yours

i was skinda shocked. the "faggy friend of mine"was obviously jared.so i called jared and asked him about gary pellinger.he said he new a friend called gary, but with no further info.
so i took matters into my own hands:black-e-mail!well not realy, i just sent him a letter all ragey and a bunch of smileys saying"hick" "nerd".

Tuesday, 10 January 2006

ENTRY 26
Mood:  on fire
after the disasterous choclate pudding accident,we now are at mount shawnee ski resort...at the main lodge.where there's an arcade.a couple of ok games. an air hockey table,a midway shooting game(Deer Hunting USA),some racing games, A The Simpson's game...and the last, Marvel Vs Capcom.Yestserday id have not bothered, unless they had Mortal KJombat.But how many known arcades-that I know arcades-have mortal kombat?capcom has street fighters, so i guess they'll be the best substitute.after wasting my 50cents at the gay deer huntingf game with the queer anouncer,i started on the capcom vs marvel game.at the character select screen, they has stupid pop music in the backround.so many choices....i chose venom. then they made me choose again.i thought i was choosing my enemy,but we was in 3 player mode, so i chose this green tentacle guy. i lost. then i saw a sticker with special moves. i saw ryu on the sticker!with the classic, Hado -Ken balls! i put in another quarter,and selected ryu.did hado-kai balls.lost.played again.won.onto next fight.lost.put in another quarter.slected venom.DID his specials.and ryu's hurricane kick(call-in move for venom).lost.loved it.cool 3-d graphics in the arenas.loved it.LOVED IT!!!!!

entry 25
Mood:  irritated
a cum of chocoLATE PUDDING STARTED IT ALL.I SAW MT FOLDER WITHA CHOCOLATE STAIN...VERY SNMALLL....MYSTARIOUS.i take out my books.....notebooks.....all covered-DRENCHED-COATED-IN CHOCOALTE FUCKING PUDDING!ALL OVER MY DUICTIONARY FROM THE RESOURCE ROOM!EVERYWHERE!LYING SQUISHED AT THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOKBAG...WHICH IS COVERED IN AN INCH OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!ON MY LUCHBAG.....mad.just mad. what this has to do with mortal kombat,i havent a clue. i realy dont.

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